The Mechanical Contrivium...

[shiroki]

I've tried this, and the results are...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jensen!

1. It's bad luck to put Jensen on a bed.
2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jensen!
3. Jensen is only six percent water.
4. The difference between Jensen and a village is that Jensen does not have a church.
5. Jensen is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
6. Jensenocracy is government by Jensen!
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Jensen.
8. The first domain name ever registered was Jensen.com.
9. Jensen is the world's largest rodent.
10. Grapes explode if you put them inside Jensen!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dean!

1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Dean.
2. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Dean!
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Dean.
4. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Dean.
5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Dean!
6. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Dean, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
7. Finding Dean on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Dean.
9. Dean has a bifurcated penis.
10. Dean is 984 feet tall.

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It's a bad luck to put Jensen on a bed, but finding Dean on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck, eh? *nods*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jared!

1. If you blow out all the candles on Jared with one breath, your wish will come true!
2. Jared will always turn right when leaving a cave.
3. Until the 1960s, Jared was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
4. Jared cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
5. If you lick Jared ten times, you will consume one calorie.
6. Ideally, Jared should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Jared.
8. Jaredology is the study of Jared.
9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Jared floating in their swimming pools.
10. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Jared, was the only US president ever granted a patent!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sam!

1. Sam is the world's largest rodent!
2. More people are killed by Sam each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
3. Sam has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
4. Sam has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
5. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Sam!
6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Sam and compline!
7. The risk of being struck by Sam is one occurence every 9,300 years!
8. Olive oil was used for washing Sam in the ancient Mediterranean world!
9. Sam is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Sam.

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And I got an idea to write a fic from this Trivia... *grin*

Uuuh, too much laughing... my stomach.... but still, this is so hilarious LOL